THE TWO AND A HALF MEN DRINKING GAME
9-27-05 THIS POST'S CONTENT IS RATED:
TWO and a half MEN is not a great show. It's really entertaining to watch if you are watching for the one trick pony, sex, fart, and fat kid food gags each episode doles out en mass. TRACY and I end up watching this show for some reason; mainly to point out the cheese. Tonight amid sketching for www.sketch365.com and the new Maxim gig I have in for the December issue we decided to just make up some drinking game rules for this stupid show and put them down in type. So here it is for your enjoyment: TWO AND A HALF KEGS. . . THE TWO AND A HALF MEN DRINKING GAME!!!
Kid doesn't understand what a word means.
- 1 chug
Kid asks for the word "food" i.e: "Can I have food."
- 1 chug
Kid asks for a specific foodstuff i.e: pizza, hamburger, chicken.
- 2 chugs
Kid asks for a meal i.e: dinner, breakfast, lunch.
- 1 chug
Kid asks for a meal at a specific place, i.e: McDonalds, Cluckies, Pizza Hut.
- 2 chugs
Kid is holding food.
- 1 chug
Kid puts food in mouth.
- 1 chug
Kid is holding a drink.
- 1 chug
Kid refuses food.
- 4 chugs
Kid plays video game.
- 1 chug
Kid asks to play (buy / rent) video game.
- 1 chug
Kid asks for or mentions a video game by name.
- 2 chugs
Charlie is holding a beer.
- 1 chug
Charlie is holding an alcoholic beverage.
- 2 chugs
Charlie or Alan make ass joke or say the word ass.
- 1 chug
Charlie, Alan, or Kid make penis joke.
- 1 chug
Charlie, Alan, or Kid make breast joke.
- 1 chug
Charlie or Alan makes butt sex joke.
- 1 chug
Charlie, Alan, or kid says bastard.
- 1 chug
Excrement is mentioned (any form; crap, poop, etc. . .).
- 1 chug
Charlie or Brother says the word sex.
- 1 chug
Kid says the word sex.
- 3 chugs
Charlie or Brother do a goofy impression of what the other brother said...
- 1 chug
Charlie makes joke that alludes to a woman he had sex with in the past.
- 2 chugs
Charlie flirts with woman.
- 1 chug
Charlie flirts with woman with kid in the room.
- 2 chugs
Alan Cockblocks Charlie.
- 2 chugs
Kid Cockblocks Alan or Charlie.
- 3 chugs
Charlie Cockblocks Alan.
- 2 chugs
Charlie and Alan act gay together.
- 3 chugs
Charlie or Alan is humiliated in front of a woman.
- 1 chug
Someone mistakes Charlie for gay.
- 2 chugs
Charlie makes gay joke or gay reference to something Alan says or does.
- 3 chugs
Charlie calls kid a derogatory name implying fatness, or makes a joke about the kid's fatness.
- 1 chug
Kid makes fun of himself for being fat.
- 1 chug
Charlie threatens torture to kid.
- 1 chug
Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.
-Cojo