ST. PATRICKS DAY 3-18-04
Ah, Saint Patrick's Day...Fun Fun Fun...that means the beginning and the end to this update will be written while I am drunk off my ASS! And considering you will be getting this the day after St. Patties, you will probably be reading it with a hang over!
That's right, I am drunk, and I usually wait till I sober up to write these updates, but the retarded genius of my inebriated, beer-soaked mind, rationalized that it would be fun to write this "under the influence." Just think of it as an "art experiment."
Not only is it St. Patrick's Day, it's also Ran-D's birthday. Tonight I went to his house, we went with some of his friends to a few local bars and got thoroughly wasted with the St. Patrick's Day crowd. Now I am home, and alas...typing with drunken reckless abandon.
Before I stumble into the update, let me first congratulate Amina Ali, who was the first person from IOWA to respond to the contest I put out in the last update about winning a sketch-specifically to the people of IOWA-YOU WON!!!
Well, for all of you others who responded, you lost. So sorry, next time, you might win, and monkeys might also fly out of my as$! No, all kidding aside, you could easily win next time I go to IOWA. Heh..I am laughing now! No, I am kidding, I will have more contests (not specifically for Iowa) which you will have a shot at winning. For real.
Let me now also apologize to Amina, being that she is black, and I had neglected to mention that there was a solitary black chick in the audience of my presentation in IOWA. As you will see in her e-mail, and as other Iowan's have pointed out to me in their e-mail's since my last update with great pride, she is indeed black, and there are other minorities in IOWA other than strippers (just none I have seen personally).
From:
Amina Ali
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Cojo,
Just a little note...I am full minority, 26 years of
age and was sitting right in front of you during the
adai meeting. I can't believe you didn't say anything,
due to my strong sexual aura (joke) Anyway, I just
wanted to say that I enjoyed you speaking out here and
love reading your e-mails, they make my day. Besides
being a great artist, you are an excellent writer.
Amina Ali
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So why didn't you come and hang out with us afterwards if you were of age for bar hopping????
OK, the screen just stopped spinning enough for me to write more....ah yes. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.
-Cojo