KING AUTHUR COJO REVIEW 7-18-04
This was like a shitty combination of the movies Gladiator, Braveheart and Lord of the rings, but set in the middle ages, without any dragons or magic, and shot on a crappie filmstock, completely distorting the actual legend of the knights of the round table, starring a no name cast (except that waify chick from Pirates of the Caribbean), and featuring an amazing lack of nudity or blood. It seems in the middle ages, you could chop someone's head almost clean off, with no blood spurt as though the blade instantaneously cauterized the wound?!?!? RETARDED. Rather than pay the 9 bucks to see this wanna be action film, just rent Lord of the Rings along with a good quality porno, thus fulfilling your violence and sex quotient in one fell swoop.
Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.
-Cojo