DOUBLE MUGGING IN THE BRITISH TUBES BY JOE FROST 6-9-04

I too was mugged recently, well attempted. But get this, there were two
attempted muggings on me in the space of ten minutes by two different
guys.

The first with a knife on a train, the next was a smackhead trying
to hold me up by waving his lit cigarette in my face (hardly threatening
considering the previous guy had a knife).

The thing was ordinarily I would have bricked it, the first mugging was
very scary and I really did think "Shit I'm going to die on a train to some craphole destination that I don't even want to go to", but the second attempt actually made me laugh

So much that I freaked the guy out and he said "You're weird" before
running off into the horizon.

Life a crazy Carousel my man, you just need to hop on and enjoy the ride.

-Joe
Maxim UK


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