BRITISH AND CZECH MAXIM 4-8-04
Speaking of Maxim, gorillas, and people you can't understand; if you are in Jolly Old England, or Jolly Old Czech Republic, pick up a copy of the new issue of British or Czech Maxim to see some of my new fun-poking-at-celebrities-expense-artwork.
You will learn "HOW TO" explode a toilet properly step by step with Michael Caine (ALA, the original "THE ITALIAN JOB"). A crazy tale of Alice Cooper's escaped giant toilet loving boa, told by the man himself- HELLO ALICE!- and illustrated by mois (that's French). You will also learn in three panels of artistic hilarity why Jack Osbourne (even drunk off his ass) gets hotter chicks than you!
If you look hard enough, you will be able to find the British Maxims over here in the US for like 9 bucks at the larger magazine shops-It's got Carmen Electra on the cover.
If you are in the continental US (and some parts of Canada and other random places that carry the US Maxim), you'd have to be nuts to not pick up the brand new 5th edition of MAXIM's HOT 100 issue- a supplement magazine that comes free with the new 77th issue of Maxim (they come together in a plastic bag).
The cover of the issue itself features the hot chick vampires from the upcoming movie VAN HELSING, which looks like it could be a good teet-o-licous flick based on the cast's "acting endowments."
Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.
-Cojo