AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL 2-14-04

If anyone has been watching that show AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL with Tyra Banks, you might have noticed that the little short haired blond chick Catie Anderson who cries all the time is carrying around the pink version of the boom box bag I designed for the Audio Couture line. These bags are getting friggen famous man!
I can't take a subway or walk around the streets without bumping into some chick wearing one of my bags, and it seems like every week I see another TV show where someone's sporting it.

If you've seen this show, is it just me or is it pretty retarded when Tyra Banks has to tell the model that she is going on to the next round, and she says something super fast and slurred together like "Congratulations, you are one step closer to being America's Next Top Model." Tyra says this to every person who goes on, which is like 8 or 9 people, one after another. Sounds like that friggen Micro Machines commercial dude from the 90's that talks hella fast.

Tyra, try this for a change "Congrats, you're moving on." And when you get to the end of them all, you line them up and say to the group. "Congratulations to all of you, you are all one step closer to being America's Next Top Model!" It's just that simple, and doesn't make you sound like a tard.

Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.

-Cojo

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