MELANIE GRIFFITH 5-10-03
These past two weeks have been pretty void of parties. Not that there are no parties, or I haven't been invited to any, quite the opposite. I've had to back out of a bunch of really cool invites these past two weeks cause I've been really, really busy. I did go to the city once, for some meetings, and walking down the street I saw actress, Melanie Griffith. Now, I gotta say, back in the day she was fine, I mean really pretty. But now, and this might sound harsh, she's still pretty ... pretty busted! She has eye wrinkles and even more strange, mouth wrinkles. Like the kind severely old women get!?!? Don't hate me, this is just what I saw. I am a visual person.
The first thing I thought when I saw her was, "Shit! That looks like Melanie Griffith, if she were really old." But then she got into a huge black SUV with a BRICK SHITHOUSE sized black bodyguard driving. Then I thought, "I feel sorry for Antonio Banderas."
I have to commend her on her body though, she is really skinny, or in really good shape, if "really skinny" means in good shape. I mean, when she walks, her legs don't touch each other at all, all the way up and including her crotch. Sort of like a barbie doll, but it looks kinda odd on a human. Regardless, it just backs up my theory.
Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.
-Cojo