JEN'S DAD'S SURPRISE 6-29-03
On the way home from the Quicksilver party we were supposed to be picked up by JEN'S Dad at the Westbury stoo, it was still pouring. I was freezing and had to take a leak. See, Jen had an umbrella so she wasn't that wet. When we were let off at the station, I was now in a soaking wet T-shirt standing in the cold. The waiting room at the station was closed and I could see the bathroom right through the window of the locked waiting room door and that made me have to piss even more. We waited almost an hour for Jen's family to pick us up and take us to The Westbury Music Fair. We got there, and walked in, and WHAT THE FUCK!??! There is Gallager, the watermelon smashing comedian, sitting at a desk signing autographs! CRAZY MAN, Jen's dad Bob had gotten us all front row seats for a Gallagher show!
That's one experience that you can kind of be happy to take to the grave. Being front row at an event where you get slugged in the face with food chunks traveling at fast speeds (and actually pay more to get hit harder, and by more slop). My mouth hurt from smiling and laughing so hard...his show went for like 2 1/2 hours. Thanks Bob, for everything. That was a great time, really capped the day off.
After the show we all looked like we were puked on at a picnic.
The car ride home was pretty putrid, still wet, but now covered in Mayo, Mustard, Cake, Potato Salad, Eggs and Marshmallows, among tons of other crap. We went to Applebees dressed as food covered Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man bukkakki experiments.
Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.
-Cojo