ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST GUMP 6-8-03
1) "Brought to you by the coalition for the disadvancement of Tom Hanks"
2) "Drop and Roll Forest! Drop and Roll!"
3) "Burn forest! Burn!"
4) "Momma always said life is like a bottle of kerosyne, it's great for some things, but don't wash your hair with it and try to smoke.
5) "Momma always said life is like a box of matches, you never know how flamable your clothes are until you light them.
6) "Momma always said life is like a walk in the park, some times you get your shoes dirty. Sometimes you come running out of the bushes with your entire body ablaze with flames
Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.
-Cojo
