COJO'S PARTY TONIGHT! 10-22-03
If I only know three things for sure, they are as follows:
1) J Lo's about as "real" as Santa Clause.
2) Tigers make lousy pets.
3) Cojo's Birthday Party at FLOW is going to be CRAZY!
(FYI, J Lo is quickly shooting up Cojo's Celebrity diss list this year)
Cojo and Respect Management Present
COJO'S 26TH BIRTHDAY PARTY
10PM
@
FLOW
150 Varick Street
SoHo-New York, NY 10013
(@ Vandam St.)
10-11pm- OPEN BAR
10-4am- Chill
Q) Is sending this e-mail about the party, which is just another in a long line of e-mails about the party, on the DAY OF the party an overkill?
A) Possibly. Well, it's a last minute reminder to people with short term memory I suppose.
Q) Good answer, well ,will it at least remind them that the party is tonight?
A) Only if they didn't delete it. But if they did, they wouldn't have read about all the cool free crap that they can take home courtesy of Cojo, and his wonderful sponsors and contributors. (If you read this far, you are ahead of the curve)
Q) Well, Ok, do you at least promise you won't send any more updates promoting this party-please, you pretty little hype machine you?
A) Yes I promise bitch, stop haggling me!
Raffle Giveaways- Finally, here's the rundown:
