COJO'S PARTY TONIGHT! 10-22-03

If I only know three things for sure, they are as follows:
1) J Lo's about as "real" as Santa Clause.
2) Tigers make lousy pets.
3) Cojo's Birthday Party at FLOW is going to be CRAZY!
(FYI, J Lo is quickly shooting up Cojo's Celebrity diss list this year)

Cojo and Respect Management Present
COJO'S 26TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

10PM
@
FLOW
150 Varick Street
SoHo-New York, NY 10013
(@ Vandam St.)

10-11pm- OPEN BAR
10-4am- Chill

Q) Is sending this e-mail about the party, which is just another in a long line of e-mails about the party, on the DAY OF the party an overkill?
A) Possibly. Well, it's a last minute reminder to people with short term memory I suppose.

Q) Good answer, well ,will it at least remind them that the party is tonight?
A) Only if they didn't delete it. But if they did, they wouldn't have read about all the cool free crap that they can take home courtesy of Cojo, and his wonderful sponsors and contributors. (If you read this far, you are ahead of the curve)

Q) Well, Ok, do you at least promise you won't send any more updates promoting this party-please, you pretty little hype machine you?
A) Yes I promise bitch, stop haggling me!

Raffle Giveaways- Finally, here's the rundown:

COJO's original signed and dated pencil drawings 12 of them--THAT'S RIGHT, TWELVE!---GREAT ODDS THAT YOU WILL GO HOME WITH A COJO ORIGINAL!!!!!
Pieces we are raffling off were created by Cojo for:
-Maxim Magazine
-Fubu-Fat Albert Platinum Collection
-The Vans Warped Tour
-YRB NYC- Yellow Rat Bastard Magazine
-MTV-Spring Break 99
-The SOURCE Magazine

Also in the Raffle:

LOOP/ Parcel's new AUDIO COUTURE LINE
One of each boom box style bag- All designed by Cojo
Find out why last season's bags were spotlighted in Entertainment Weekly, Maxim Magazine, The FADER, US WEEKLY, and many others.....because they are hot! This season's bags are even doper! Check them yourself on www.loopnyc.com, and win them at Cojo's party, ya dig?!


OTHER FREEBIES:
Vodka is free from 10-11, so don't miss that, but besides the "pain go bye bye juice" and what you might win in the raffle, you can also expect to take home some free reading material. Well, you don't have to read them, just look at the pretty drawings (You'll be too drunk to read, who are we kidding!). Each of the following magazines have been graciously donated for this event and will be spread out throughout the club for you to browse and take home. Each magazine has a piece, or multiple pieces of artwork, done by the Art Juggernaut himself. Cojo will be available throughout the party for autographs and photos. ("snicker..snicker"-hey who's snickering, you as$whipe!)

Maxim Magazine
Vibe Magazine
Complex Magazine
King Magazine
Black Book Magazine
YRB Magazine
Red Eye Magazine

What else is Free?

T-shirts, "Yeah, I know it's cold out!" But they feature a print of the artwork Cojo created specifically for this party. The T-shirts were printed in a limited run of 150, so you will want to find someone giving them out at the party early on. You can then track down the artist later and get it signed.

More free stuff?
I heard rumors that there will be some free CD's. But I also know that SHICE will be performing a song, and handing out Vinyl's which Cojo did the artwork for. Those were also pressed at a limited run, so that will be a piece of Cojo's artwork that will soon be very hard to track down.

Admission: oh yeah, that's FREE too, just say "Cojo's Birthday Party" at the door and you are in free, all night! Man, you have it easy. I must really like you.

And feel free to bring friends. But just remember that this is a club, and you will probably get in faster if you show up with a group of girls, then with a group of guys.

Sponsors/ Contributors: Maxim Magazine, Vibe Magazine, King Magazine, LOOP/ PARCEL, Black Book Magazine, Complex Magazine, Respect Management, Jacobs Law Group PC, Chris AC

So do they apparently (like you, that is)

Click below for Map, Photos, Sponsors and Flyer art:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COJO

or hotmail users, go here:
http://www.cojoart.com/party.htm

PERFORMERS:
-DJ SKI-HI
-Pacewon from the Outsidaz
-Young Zee from the Outsidaz
-Shice/The Source Magazine's golden child (elevation suite)
- GRAMMY AWARD WINNING group THE DELPHONICS
-Rick Ross- Straight from MIAMI, having written songs for Angie Martinez, and Trina, and collaborated with Trick Daddy. Respect Management is flying him up to the big apple special just to do his thing for us, should be great.

- ALSO!!!!!!! A SPECIAL SURPRISE CELEBRITY SINGING GUEST- to sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. . . even I don't know who it is.

And remember:
This is more about chilling out, socializing, and celebrating Cojo's birthday. The music will be one-two songs per performer, and will be spaced out throughout the night. I don't want to crush the calm vibe we will be having. Trust me, it will be sweet.

P.S.
Bring your camera. And when you print those pictures, make doubles and send em to me. I want to document this night for my website and for general posterity. Thanks all . . . see ya tonight!

Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.

-Cojo

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